Catwoman's Triumphant Footsteps

I was soooo tired. After a few years of space traveling, you get used to the emptiness and the solitude of it all. But I had been on my way to a planet and I got chased away by that big ship that can shoot black holes at other ships. And this is how I found myself in that little spaceship, floating around in space, looking for any sort of planet to rest down on.

I finally found one! It had oxygen and water and everything! God, I just needed some time to rest... I didn't have time. The moment my feet touched the ground, someone jumped out of nowhere.

"Ahhhhhh!" he screamed while pointing his gun straight at me.

Oh no. Oh no no no no no no! They've found me! All the running and hiding, they've finally found me!

"Surrender, bitch." He said with a low voice. "You're not gonna escape."

He's right! There's nowhere to go! This is horrible! What do i do? What do i do?! I know what i should do... Run? Yes! Escape from them! No matter what happens, escape from them!

"What are you doing?" he asked as i ran towards him. "Get back here!"

He raised his gun and pointed it at me again but i ducked under it, grabbed his hand and twisted it behind his back until he let go of the gun. I took it and pointed it at him again. He slowly turned around to face me with a shocked look on his face.

"You're not gonna shoot me..." he said quietly. "Are you?"

He was right, i wasn't going to shoot him but that didn't mean i wasn't going to beat the shit out of him until he told me where they were going to put me in prison. And so i did just that until he screamed loud enough for everyone else to hear him and then told me where everyone else was going - including my stupid self - which was a fancy palace somewhere inside the city limits.