Uncommon Love in Unfamiliar Lands

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Published 3/30/2023
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"Last chance, Moses. We've been waiting for you for a while now," The Buddha said to Jesus.

Jesus looked around the room and noticed that there was no one else in the room but him and Buddha. He started to panic. Jesus had never met Buddha before, but he knew that they were going to have a serious discussion about his relationship with his mother's friend's son. His stomach churned and he felt nauseous.

"It's fine Buddha, I'll be down in a bit." Jesus replied as he sat on the bed of an Airbnb apartment.

Buddha stared at Jesus for a long time until he finally said, "No, that's not good enough." He paused and then continued, "I don't understand why you're so nervous? It's just me."

Jesus sighed, "Well... I mean we've never met before... I just didn't expect you to be like this."

Buddha continued to stare at Jesus until he finally asked, "What do you mean?"

"You're really attractive, do you know that?" Jesus said in between breaths.

Buddha blushed and took off his glasses. "Oh uh... um thanks..."

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