Yue and the God Fukave

Yue woke up to the sound of his alarm. He groaned as he turned off the drone music player before sitting up and rubbing his eyes.

"Today's the day," he mumbled, stretching his arms out. "We're finally going to save Mai Zhu and destroy the evil Fukave cult."

Yue stood up, walked over to his closet, and pulled out a white robe with green trim. He then grabbed a pair of white pants from his dresser and put both on, followed by a pair of black shoes from beside his bed.

"Oh, I'm so excited!" Yue exclaimed. "I've been waiting for this day for a long time!"

He ran over to his mirror and began primping himself. He brushed his hair and fixed his sideburns, then applied some eyeliner and lipstick before finally spritzing himself with perfume.

"I can't believe we're finally going to be rid of those awful Fukave cultists who've been causing trouble all over the land! They even kidnapped the leader of our tribe! What would they do with her once they get what they want?!" Yue asked himself, pulling at his hair in worry. "Oh no! That's right! They'll probably sacrifice her to their God and turn her into a monster! Just like they did to all those other leaders who wouldn't listen to them! Oh no! We have to hurry and save her before it's too late!" Yue continued worriedly as he paced back and forth in front of the mirror. "Oh no! I should've just attacked them when I had the chance! Now it's too late! Oh no! I feel sick!" Yue threw up into an empty bowl on his dresser, then wiped his mouth with a tissue and spat into the bowl again. "I can't believe that I let that Takashi jerk talk me out of attacking them earlier!" Yue sobbed. "What was I thinking?! I'm so dumb!"