The Infant Crusaders of Helsenn

The small village of Helsenn, in Scandinavian, hummed as the sun started to slip under the horizon. Jax and Milla, two infant siblings, toddled out from their home, an inn run by their parents. As they reached the nearby square, they were met by the mayor of the village who had been visited by The Royal Chairmen of Babies, a mysterious secret society looking for the right duo of infants to lead the country.

The mayor recognized Jax and Milla’s spirit and strength, commenting that his silly smiles and loud giggles reminded him of himself in his youth. Soon after, The Royal Chairmen of Babies had dubbed Jax and Milla law enforcement officers of the village, much to the surprise of everyone.

Despite their lack of ability to talk or walk, the two infants set off into the nearby hills and forests. After much chasing and playing, laughter emanating from an old crone in the woods caught their attention - an affliction that was infecting everyone who heard it. After feeling a solid pat on their bottom from The Royal Chairmen, Jax and Milla both understood their mission to rid the village of this laughing syndrome.

Their spirits bright as they clumsily ran up and down the hills, Jax and Milla used one another’s strengths to battle the old crone’s infectious laughter. Once the crone was defeated, the rhythmic happiness of the village returned.

Jax and Milla's work, however, was far from over. While searching deeper in to the nearby forest, their eyes fell upon something unfamiliar and powerful - a great box chained with gold clasps.

As they attempted to open the mysterious box, a hitherto unseen figure appeared from the shadows, scolding the duo, then offering them a diabolical proposal: if they were able to open the intricate lock, an even greater secret would be revealed. Jax and Milla, fearful but determined, kept trying to open the box - until, suddenly, with a rumble and a sigh, the box opened and the secret was revealed.

Milla and Jax found out: in the darkness of the forest, a deadly chemical weapon was crafted, tucked away by a mischievous group in order to grant themselves a higher status and control over the village.

The babies took matters into their own hands. With the help of the townspeople and their previously newfound infant friends, the foursome was able to quickly come up with a plan to defeat the mischievous group, their weapons, and their hidden agenda.

In a whirlwind of fast-paced, witty banter, Jax and Milla played a major role in resolving the fight between the villagers and moustache-twirling villains. While the townspeople cheered from the most honorable victory in decades, the wise townspeople of Helsenn felt gathered in admiration of the two remarkable babies and their spirited tempers.

This seemingly simple, small town had undergone a huge change thanks to the antics of the two infants. Jax and Milla, having saved their home, victoriously napped in their beds with the satisfaction of a job well done.