Moi and Asiya's Endless Kebab Quest

Moi and Asiya, two professional wrestlers from 16th century England are on a quest to save their kingdom from a treacherous warlord. On their journey, they visit a strange café, where an old fraanais-speaking wizard serves out-of-this-world kebabs that come with a magical surprise inside. They decide to try the kebabs and soon enough, find themselves in an empire of the wizard filled with dark, ironic and grimly comical allies, foes and obstacles.

The two warriors find themselves in a strange forest. Suddenly, a voice from the darkness cries out, "Welcome! Fair friends, what will ye have for dinner?" They are met with an old fraanais-speaking wizard who goes by the name of Le Monsieur. He claims to have kebabs so magical and mysterious, they can help with their quest. Moi and Asiya, though doubtful at first, decide to take a chance on the old wizard and he serves them the odd entrée. They bite through the inviting golden crust, only to find an otherworldly surprise – the kebab enters an unending loop. The giant labyrinth in front of them looks boundless, and before they can make another move, they realize the old wizard has disappeared. With the pressure mounting, they set forth to explore this kebab empire and save their kingdom from the warlord’s grasp.

Moi and Asiya pass through the winding passages of the eerie realm. Shifting dialects from all over England fill the air; as they navigate through the maze of mysterious bedrooms, hidden armories and precarious passageways, they stumble upon an array of enchanted creatures – from strange talking spiders, to a mischievous flying monkey. Eventually, the two find their way to Le Monsieur's Chambers. The old wizard warns them about the looming danger of their task. He tells them the warmonger’s curse can only be lifted by discovering the magical kebab surprise. Unfortunately, there is a secret order of Winged Guardians protecting this item – they will not fall so easily into their hands. Before they can blink, Le Monsieur bids adieu to the warriors and they are back in their 16th century English kingdom.

Moi and Asiya return with knowledge of the secret order that could save the kingdom, but it is not enough. As they enter the warlord’s kingdom and challenge his armed forces, it becomes clear the two heroes will need an army to defeat this tyranny. It is now up to the two allies to search for brave fighters willing to lay down their lives for their kingdom. They soon discover a lost tribe of White Warriors in the north. Despite initial reluctance from the people, Moi and Asiya beat on their allegiance and manage to bring together a unique army willing to wage war for the two brave runners to find the magical surprise and put an end to the warmonger’s reign.

Moi and Asiya head back to Le Monsieur’s with their newly-formed unit in tow. The wizard stands in silence as the White Warriors prepare. Meanwhile, the warlord’s forces are quickly closing in on the old man’s joint. Just when it looks like all hope is lost, Moi and Asiya’s army charges in with a brave yell. With sheer grit and strength, the White Warriors successfully fight off the warlord’s forces and the secret order of Winged Guardians makes an unexpected appearance. In a burning burst of flames, they shower the two heroes with a mystical force that dissolves the warmonger’s curse. The two warriors, relieved and exhausted, troop back to their beloved kingdom as the citizens cheer them on. With the surprise of a lifetime tucked under their arms, Moi and Asiya have once again defeated evil and reclaimed their kingdom for the ages.