Gay Batman vs. Deadpool: A Butt-Stuff Adventure

Batman crouched on a rooftop, his cape fluttering in the wind, as he surveyed the city below. Crime never slept, and neither did he. Gotham City was his to protect.

Suddenly, a voice broke through the silence. "Well, well, if it isn't the Dark Knight himself."

Batman turned to see Deadpool standing on a nearby rooftop, his red and black costume gleaming in the moonlight.

"What do you want, Deadpool?" Batman growled.

"Oh, you know," Deadpool replied with a smirk. "Just thought I'd come say hi to my favorite brooding superhero."

"I don't have time for this," Batman said dismissively as he turned away.

"Aw, come on," Deadpool said, jumping down from the rooftop and landing in front of Batman. "Don't be like that. We could have some fun together."

"I work alone," Batman said coldly.

"Yeah, I've noticed," Deadpool said with a nod. "But maybe you're just missing out on all the fun. You should try teaming up with someone once in a while."

"I don't need anyone's help," Batman said firmly.

"Sure you don't," Deadpool replied with a shrug. "But it could be fun. You know what they say: two heads are better than one."

"I'm not interested," Batman said flatly.

"Okay, fine," Deadpool said with a sigh. "But before I go, there's something I've been meaning to ask you."

"What is it?" Batman asked impatiently.

"Well... It's kind of personal," Deadpool said hesitantly.

"Just spit it out," Batman snapped.

"Are you gay?" Deadpool blurted out.

Batman froze for a moment before turning to face Deadpool. "What?"

"You heard me," Deadpool said with a shrug. "Are you gay? Do you like to take it up the butt hole?"

Batman's eyes narrowed. "That's none of your business."

"Fair enough," Deadpool said with a nod. "But I gotta say, you kind of give off a gay vibe. All that brooding and darkness... It's very mysterious and sexy."

"I'm not gay," Batman said firmly.

"Okay, if you say so," Deadpool replied with a smirk. "But if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me."

With that, Deadpool turned and walked away, leaving Batman standing on the rooftop, his mind reeling.

As he watched Deadpool disappear into the night, Batman couldn't help but wonder... What if he was gay? And what would it be like to take it up the butt hole?

The thought both intrigued and terrified him. He had spent so long hiding his true self behind the mask of Batman, but now Deadpool had seen through the facade.

Could he be honest with himself? Could he embrace who he really was?

Batman didn't have the answers, but one thing was for sure: his world would never be the same again.