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It was a strange day. A truly strange day. I had decided that today would be the day that I would go nude* all day, as much as possible. It didn't seem like it would be that hard, everyone in our society went nude all the time anyway. Nudity wasn't even considered taboo or bad at all. It was just normal to be nude. But no one walked around showing everything off like they would in other countries. Well some people did, but they were usually very old or acting weird, or had something wrong with them.

I of course fully intended to do just that, show everything off and act like it was no big deal. And if anyone had a problem with me walking around nude then they could get lost because they had issues and I didn't have time for that nonsense.

But the first thing I found out once the clock struck midnight and my plan began was that it's impossible to not wake someone up when you walk around in your living room like you're trying to breakdance, especially when you're doing so completely nude. My mom jolted awake and gave me a look filled with so much anger that I actually stepped back for half a second before she started speaking.

"Zev, what are you doing?" She asked me in a harsh whisper.

"Uhh..." I said looking down at myself, "What does it look like? I'm going nude."

"No you're not." My mom replied turning her head to face the wall and closing her eyes again, "This is ridiculous Zev."

I stared at her for a moment then back at myself before sighing loudly and making my way over to the couch where my dad was still sleeping. I nudged him with my foot until he looked over at me and opened his eyes and gave me a dazed smile through the hair covering half his face. He then looked down and let out a loud groan before putting his hands over his eyes and yelling "Oh god!"

"Dad get up we need to talk." I said nudging him again until he finally sat up and rubbed his eyes while giving an exhausted sigh. His hair stuck up on end making him look like he jumped out of bed without combing his hair in the morning which was kind of funny but not right now obviously. He looked over at my mom who had once again turned away from us only this time she was facing him instead of the wall so she could give him a death stare without having to turn her head at all.

"Well this is nice." He muttered before glancing back at me with a small smile on his face which quickly faded once he looked back down at himself and noticed that he was sitting there completely naked, "Son are you trying to kill me?!"

Despite how serious this whole thing was it did make me chuckle for half a second before remembering that this wasn't supposed to be fun or funny so I cleared my throat loudly before saying: "Dad can't you see what's going on?" He glanced up at me then over towards my mom who was now staring daggers into both of us before returning his gaze to mine with sheer exhaustion written across his face, "Yes son I can see what's going on but believe it or not your mother is very upset right now."

For some reason this struck me as very funny so I chuckled quietly again before saying: "Why is she upset?" Dad sighed loudly again before replying: "Because apparently we're not supposed to go nude all over the house while we sleep... Which makes sense now huh?" His tone made it clear that he thought this whole thing should have been obvious in hindsight which made me laugh again while looking down at myself which caused dad to let out another annoyed sigh before asking: "Can you stop laughing please?"

I smiled at him then grabbed one of the sheets laying on top of couch next to him and covered myself up before asking: "So what are we going to do about this? Mom seems pretty annoyed." Dad thought about this for a moment then shrugged his shoulders as he replied: "I don't know honestly... We could try talking about it but I think most of her frustration comes from how embarrassing this is rather than any actual anger towards us though."

I nodded my head slowly as well as more thoughts occurred to me which caused me to say: "Yeah but how can we fix this? Can we just go outside naked? Or does nudity only count if we're inside?" Dad let out another sigh before saying: "Well technically nudity doesn't count anywhere except inside... But honestly I have no idea how serious your mother is about this."

I frowned slightly as something else occurred to me: "But dad, why doesn't nudity count outside? Like couldn't we just go outside in our backyard naked?" Dad looked over at me with confusion written across his face as he replied: "Well... If it isn't raining or cold outside