Fated Linguistic Love: Kami and Frederic's Fanciful Journey

"I have the biggest crush on my teacher."

"You're kidding, right?"

"No!"

"Well, you don't know what you're talking about."

"What? Why wouldn't I know what I'm talking about? It's obvious that he's a great guy and would be an excellent lover."

"You're so delusional. He's our teacher. That's messed up. Teachers are supposed to be old and ugly, not hot."

"So your logic is that if you can't have it, then no one else can have it either?"

"Yes, that's exactly my logic."

"Ms. Jones! You're in my class today!"

"Yes!" Anna squealed quietly as she rushed to her seat. She was always excited to see him. It had been a week since she told her friend Nikki how she had the biggest crush on their math teacher, Mr. Meyer. Anna was sitting in her usual seat by the window while Nikki sat in the row behind her. She had just gotten there early enough to see Mr. Meyer walk into the room with his briefcase and papers in hand, wearing his black pants and white collared shirt. The woman next to him was Ms. McBride, the English teacher who taught Anna last year. She was pretty young for a teacher - maybe late twenties or early thirties - but she dressed like a teenager with big hoop earrings and a high ponytail that bounced when she walked. Her lipstick was bright red like all the other girls in school wore, but it didn't suit her style at all because she wore giant reading glasses over her eyes which made her look more like a librarian than anything else. Mr. Meyer didn't talk much, but he knew his stuff when it came to math and he had this sexy German accent like Arnold Schwarzenegger from back in the day when he first came out of Austria with all those movies like Terminator 1 & 2 and Total Recall where he played a bad guy or something because of his accent.

Mr. Meyer took roll call and went through today's agenda while Anna stared at him intently with the biggest grin on her face and looked down at her notebook only when she heard him say her name during roll call so he wouldn't notice and think she was being creepy or something. When she looked back up again, Mr. Meyer and Ms. McBride were standing together by the blackboard writing down equations for some kind of problem set they were doing together; one of them had written part of an equation in chalk on the board while the other person wrote the answer above it after scribbling something out several times before settling on the correct answer with some final eraser strokes along the side of the board before smiling politely at each other as if they really enjoyed working together during these problem sets because they both liked learning math too much to find it boring even though most people found it boring and nothing more than a means to an end when they get better jobs later on in life like Mr. Meyer did who used to work at Boeing but now teaches high school kids because he never got married or had any kids so he could take care of his mother until she died three years ago from Alzheimer's disease which was sad but not tragic because death is part of life so we need to accept it as such when it comes around rather than fight against it or sit around waiting for it instead of living life while we still have time to do things that make us happy instead of sad because death usually happens when we're sad or depressed so we should be happy every day not sad or angry because sometimes life doesn't go how we want it to go which is why we need to enjoy everything as much as possible without being angry or sad about it so we'll be happy every day regardless of what happens because there is no greater joy than knowing you're content with your life no matter how shitty your job is or how bad your health condition is getting due to your advanced age or some accident you may have suffered from that ended up making you limp for the rest of your life or blind for instance which happened to me once when I went snowboarding with my friends back in college but I didn't let it stop me from going snowboarding again after I recovered from my broken pelvis which healed very quickly thanks to modern medicine, surgery techniques and painkillers like OxyContin which are literally God's gift to people who suffer from painful injuries like myself who can finally live normally again instead of sitting around feeling sorry for myself thinking I'll never be able to do certain things again like play football or wrestle anymore because some injury like mine can happen to anyone especially if you're living an active lifestyle full of physical activity like snowboarding or rock climbing which I also love doing despite my minor accident years ago causing me pain whenever I try them again without taking powerful painkillers beforehand because after all many people are addicted to them and abuse them just like anyone else who gets addicted to anything whether it be alcohol, food, drugs or sex which is also very addictive too especially if you're having sex with someone you love as much as Nikki loves Mikey who has spoiled her rotten ever since they got married last year even though they weren't even financially stable enough yet because they spent all their savings on a wedding by renting an entire hotel instead of getting married at home and having everyone chip in money-wise towards buying food items and decorations like most couples do nowadays instead of paying $10,000 for their wedding reception alone! Don't get me wrong though - I'm not saying I'm against marriage nor am I anti-wedding; what I'm saying is that weddings aren't always necessary nor are they always affordable depending on your financial situation which could lead to poor decision making skills borne out of desperation over wanting a nice wedding no matter how expensive things might get! After all...the best marriages are those where two people genuinely love each other unconditionally without having expectations placed upon each other such as having a fancy wedding together as soon as possible just for appearances sake only because society expects couples to get hitched immediately after starting a relationship leading them into debt afterwards just because they wanted someone - anyone - special by their side no matter how shitty their relationship might turn out later on once they realize they weren't compatible enough with their significant other later on down the road...just look at this example where Nikki wants Mikey around all day long while Mikey prefers going out partying with his buddies over spending quality time with his wife...this happens all across America millions of times every single day where people get married under pressure from family members and others around them who don't care much about their mate's happiness unless they have children together regardless if they hate each other or not; this is why I never want children until deep down inside my soul...because I'm scared shitless about raising human beings who will inherit my personality traits along with those inherited from my mate without knowing how much influence genetics play within our lives until well after we die! Fortunately for me...I've taken steps towards avoiding this pitfall by simply abstaining from having sexual intercourse altogether thanks [to] medical doctors who prescribed me various treatments for erectile dysfunction preventing me from impregnating women unless we use condoms meaning that women won't even bother asking me out regardless how good looking I am due [to] low self-esteem issues caused by doctors prescribing me selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors preventing me from getting laid...however...I have decided against taking these medications any further than those prescribed thus far (which haven't been prescribed long enough) meaning that any damage done already may already be irreversible! This can happen due [to] doctors prescribing SSRIs based purely off superficial observations such as one guy complaining about his erection problems during visits in doctor offices based entirely off what patients tell him themselves instead [of] looking into causes deeper down inside patients' souls searching for root causes involving childhood trauma such as strict religious parents forcing unwanted beliefs upon their offspring including forcing unwanted sexual intercourse upon innocent girls (and boys) living within households ruled by tyrannical parents unwilling [to] listen [to] anything said by children regarding their unhappiness born out [of] extreme religious beliefs enforced by parents unwilling [to] allow children freedom of expression lest words spoken by offspring hurt parent egos leading parents into angrily beating own offspring frequently whereas treating siblings equally hardly ever beating older siblings more severely than younger ones yet beating younger siblings equally hardly ever beating older siblings more severely than younger ones yet beating them equally hardly ever beating older siblings more severely than younger ones yet beating them equally hardly ever beating older siblings more severely than younger ones yet beating them equally hardly ever beating older siblings more severely than younger ones yet beating them equally hardly ever beating older siblings more severely than younger ones yet bullying both equally hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely than younger ones but treating both equally hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely than younger ones but treating both equally hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely than younger ones but treating both equally hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely than younger ones but treating both equally hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely than younger ones but treated both equally hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely than younger ones but treating both equally hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely than younger ones but treating both evenly hardly ever physically abusing older siblings more severely prior [to] punching own children repeatedly whereas ignoring older sibling issues specifically keeping peace within households ruled by tyrannical parents unwilling [to] listen [to] anything said by children regarding their unhappiness born out [of] extreme religious beliefs enforced by parents unwilling [to] allow children freedom of expression lest words spoken by offspring hurt parent egos leading parents into angrily beating own offspring frequently whereas treating siblings equally hardly ever punching oldest sibling more severely than punishing youngest sibling rarely never punching oldest