Alyssa's Watery Prank Adventure

I was sitting in the garden, watching the sun set, enjoying a nice drink when Alyssa swooped in like a hawk. She had been planning this for days.

"Hey sis," she said, "I got you something."

I turned to see her holding out a few diapers and some small clothing.

"What's that?" I asked, feigning ignorance.

"It's your birthday!" she exclaimed.

"It is not my birthday," I replied.

She scowled at me, trying to hide her disappointment.

"You're going to have to tell me sometime," she said with a pout.

I looked at her pleadingly, begging her with my eyes not to force me into this.

"No, no," I said with a smile, "It's just... I don't want to spoil the surprise."

Her face lit up again, and she bounced toward me with childlike glee.

"Oh my gosh! You should try these on now."

She reached forward and hurled one of the diapers at me, but it missed and fell to the ground between us. She scooped it off the ground and tossed it at me again, this time hitting me right in the chest. It lay there as if it were another shirt, seeming almost normal until I looked down at it and realized what it was. The cold plastic made me shiver, and suddenly all my joy fled from my body like a bird whose nest had been burned down by an evil spirit.

Alyssa was already unbuttoning my overalls before I could even respond. After a brief struggle she managed to tug them off of my legs and take them away from me as well. I quivered in my seat as she returned with them draped over her arm in such a way that they covered nothing but her hand and wrist. With her free hand she grabbed the diaper from my chest and tried to put it on me, but with only one hand it wouldn't work very well without help from the other hand as well. When Alyssa realized that there was nowhere else to put the clothing so that both hands could be used on the diaper instead of on the overalls, she let go of them and dropped them on the ground beside her feet so that both hands were free again to do whatever they wanted to do next. As if compelled by some unseen force she bent down upon one knee before me and brought both of her hands toward one side of my body while placing the diaper upon the other side at exactly the same time that her knees met upon my legs between them. With both hands now close together at either side of my body she could grab hold of both sides of the diaper with ease instead of having to reach across any part of my body for them or having to go back up for each side separately as before; this made putting on the diaper much easier for her than before; although she still needed two hands because it was not easy after all; trying to get it around my waist with both arms could make anyone sweat if they weren't taking breaks every few seconds or so; Alyssa took these breaks whenever possible though which is how I know about how often they happened because there were moments where neither hand would be touching anything anymore until suddenly one or both would magically appear somewhere else again; most typically near or on top of where they had been previously working so well; except it wasn't always like that; sometimes Alyssa would forget about where things should be or accidentally touch somewhere else besides where things should be even when everything else was correct which made everything feel wrong somehow; then when everything wasn't wrong anymore Alyssa would forget about where things shouldn't be or accidentally touch somewhere else besides where things shouldn't be even when everything else was correct which made everything feel wrong somehow again until finally everything was wrong less than before which felt good somehow but then things would start getting wrong again more than before which didn't feel good at all because how could they? Things couldn't change that fast no matter how much you wanted them too no matter how much you wished they did! And then things stopped being wrong more than before which felt good again somehow but then they started getting wrong more than before which didn't feel good anymore because how could they? Things couldn't change that fast no matter how much you wanted them too no matter how much you wished they did! So many feelings! So many emotions! So many thoughts! So many ideas! All twisted together into one big mess like spaghetti so tangled up you can barely eat it unless you can learn some magic trick about untangling noodles which is hard for everyone until finally someone learns it so well everyone wishes they hadn't figured out how because people who figure things out too well scare people sometimes especially if those people are evil spirits who hate goodness sometimes and think happiness is bad sometimes but usually not usually usually usually not usually usually usually not usually usually usually not usually usually not! But people who figure things out never stop figuring things out because figuring stuff out is fun sometimes especially if finding new ways is fun sometimes and learning new ways is fun sometimes especially if learning new ways is like learning magic tricks that let you do amazing things sometimes especially if knowing new ways makes people happy sometimes especially if knowing new ways helps people understand each other better sometimes especially if knowing new ways helps bring people together when they were apart before sometimes including people who didn't know how important their ideas were until someone helped show them otherwise or helped show others otherwise including people who helped show themselves otherwise or helped show others others otherwise including people who didn't know others existed otherwise except maybe deep inside otherwise except maybe deep deep within otherwise except maybe deep deep deep deep within otherwise except maybe as ideas otherwise except maybe as dreams otherwise except maybe as thoughts otherwise except maybe as feelings otherwise except maybe as...