The Passion of the Underwater Pirates

"The Most Erotic Story Ever"

Captain Omega sat at the table in his cabin, a bottle of rum cradled in his hand, staring absently at the wall. The ship was sailing smoothly, the crew was busy and the sea was calm. It should have been the perfect moment to relax, but he could not shake off this feeling of unease that had plagued him for days. His eyes wandered to the map on the table, he picked it up and looked at it intently. He traced his finger over the lines drawn on the surface of paper. The treasure map was actually quite simple; it showed them three possible locations where they might find their treasure: under a large tree near a lake, under an old castle, or under a large rock near a stream. He had dismissed the first two options as being too obvious and too simple for that bastard who hid the treasure - he imagined something more cleverly hidden than that - but he had always liked water so he had decided to check out the third option. His instincts told him that there must be some reason why that particular place stood out compared to all others and yet now he wasn't so sure anymore.

A knock on the door interrupted his thoughts and Captain Omega quickly stuffed the map into his jacket before answering. The door opened slightly and one of his best men stepped inside; he noticed with a mixture of relief and excitement that he held a large sack in his hand, which meant that today might finally be their lucky day.

"Sir," The man said respectfully and placed the sack on the small table next to him, "I found this lying on the seashore."

Captain Omega opened up the bag carefully watching as its contents spilled onto the table top; many pieces of jewelry lying among dull looking coins, nothing really special really. He grabbed one of those jewels between his fingers and inspected it closely while thinking aloud, "Interesting, very interesting indeed..."

He turned and looked at his man with approval written plain across his face as if he knew what this treasure really meant to them all; it probably was just an old piece of jewelry with no value to anyone but still, Captain Omega felt like something significant had just happened here although he didn't know what exactly that something was.

"Thank you for your hard work my friend," He said kindly before continuing more thoughtfully, "You can go now."

The man nodded gratefully before making his way towards the door and exiting quietly back into their ship's passageways. Once again alone in his cabin Captain Omega picked up another piece from these strange looking jewels and marveled at how beautiful they were till someone knocked on his door again; this time only a single knock followed by Elsa's voice from outside asking if she could enter. "Of course," He replied loudly before turning around to face her as she walked towards him; dressed in her usual uniform of black pants and long green shirt she looked every inch like a pirate except for her bright red hair which she kept tied neatly back behind her head instead of showing it off loose like everyone else did.

"Elsa my dear," He asked happily as she stopped in front of him with a smile plastered across her face, "How is our crew doing?"

She laughed as though amused by some private joke before replying with an exaggerated sigh, "You know exactly how they are doing Captain." And then after taking a deep breath she added rather thoughtfully, "They are restless." She continued after staring intently at him for some time, "They want us to find our treasure any day now so we can enjoy its pleasures." She finished with a slight grin appearing on her face; apparently whatever mischief she was planning wasn't lost on her captain because he just smiled knowingly back at her before saying teasingly:

"Well, I am working hard every day trying to find it,"

She laughed again suddenly changing her demeanor from playful to serious instantly when she said:

"But we need someone who is willing to do more than simply look for it."

Then without giving him enough time to react fully to what she had just said, Elsa took out her pistol from its holster and put it firmly against his forehead whispering into his ear:

"I know you have been thinking about leaving me behind because of that woman, Jessica..." Before stepping away from him slowly till both their weapons were pointing directly at each other's hearts now instead of heads anymore.

He stared nervously into her eyes searching desperately for any sign indicating whether or not she would be willing to take things this far but couldn't find anything except pure rage burning within them. So instead, he reached slowly towards one of the pistols sitting on his desk next to him but was surprised when Elsa suddenly aimed hers at herself instead, saying:

"So which one shall I shoot? Me or you?"

And then after waiting for a few moments, she added firmly:

"I don't mind dying... I just hate being left behind."

They stared intensely into each other's eyes for what seemed like an