Boris and Mariel's Royal Rescue
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Published 4/10/2023Two bumbling, yet heroic characters, Boris and Mariel, set out on a daring adventure to unravel a mysterious plot and save their beloved kingdom, Gedoplie, from a sinister curse with help from an eccentric witch - all before it is too late.
Boris was in the hallway going from one end to another when he saw two men entering the palace.
"Holy crap, they are bad guys," he whispered to himself.
He saw that the men were dressed in black suits and had weapons on their belts. Boris knew that the royal family was not supposed to be attacked. He ran upstairs quickly and entered the bedroom of king Frederick and queen Beatrix. The king was reading a book while the queen was putting on her make-up and getting ready for dinner.
"Your Highness! There are two men with guns in your palace!" Boris announced worriedly.
The king looked up at his servant, confused. "They don't have guns, Boris! They're only holding canes!"
"Please, Your Majesty, you don't understand," said Boris as he tried to catch his breath.
"We know that our subjects love us very much, but I don't think they would try to kill us," added the queen.
Boris started to panic even more as he didn't know what else to do. Then, he remembered something from one of his favorite movies: "Die Hard." In this movie Bruce Willis managed to stop all the terrorists who tried to destroy a Christmas party after his family was held hostage for a few hours. He also remembered that Bruce Willis always said "Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker" which means "I'm gonna kick your ass." So, Boris decided to say it out loud hoping that it would help him save the royal couple and their kingdom. At first, no one understood anything because Boris had a thick accent, but then he repeated himself a few times until everyone understood what he meant.
"Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker!" The king said trying to sound like Bruce Willis while everyone laughed at him and went silent again when they heard footsteps coming down the stairs.
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