Egyptian Raindrops of Love

It was a stormy night, and I was in the shower.

I have no idea how it happened, but I had somehow ended up stuck in the very back corner of the tub; there was a glass wall directly behind me with one of those fancy sliding doors that would only move left or right. No way to get out. And then there was Henry Morgan, gazing at me with his eyes filled with love and lust as he began to unbutton my shirt.

I must have been daydreaming about some kind of naughty business, because I knew Henry wasn't supposed to be home. It was late. My parents were asleep. Why would he come home?

The first button came undone, revealing my belly button. He licked his lips and let out this cat-like moan - a sound that could only be described as "sexy." The second button came off, then the third...

At this point I was getting pretty wet; I imagined Henry dropping down to his knees in front of me and pulling down my pants. His hands would be trembling as they slowly crept up my thighs and around my hips, gently grazing my most sensitive parts before finally - finally! - grabbing hold of my panties and pulling them down slowly, ever so slowly...

*Oh God, what is happening!?* My eyes flew open just in time for me to see Henry's face warp into a strange hybrid between a smile and an angry snarl. Eyes glowing red, fangs bared... suddenly he looked less like Henry and more like something straight out of a nightmare. He grabbed me by the shoulders and roughly pushed me up against the glass wall.

"What have you done!?" He shrieked. "What are these buttons you've sewn onto your clothes!? You belong to Egypt! You are Egyptian! You are mine!"

"Henry!" I yelled back, terrified. "I'm Egyptian too! You know that - you're Egyptian too! That's why we're together!" But he didn't seem to hear me; instead, he took one of his long bony fingers and pressed it against the top left button on my shirt.

*Oh no.*

As soon as that button met his skin, a blue light shone from underneath it and wrapped around his finger like some kind of electric leash; instantly he let out a wail and fell backwards against the wall next to me, writhing in pain as if millions of volts were coursing through his veins. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" He screamed over and over again until all at once - *poof* - he vanished into thin air as if he had never existed at all.