Zindar and the Combatant: A Dark Fantasy Tale

As the time passed, Zindar began to get impatient. He had been on Earth for almost a week with no signs of Wonder Woman. He was not sure if she was avoiding him or she just didn't know about him. He had sent out a message to her through various media, but got no response.

He didn't like being ignored. He landed in New York City and took a bus to Washington D.C. that day. He waited outside the White House for hours until he was noticed by the Secret Service. They approached him with their weapons drawn, demanding him to lay down his own weapon, which they were shocked to see Zindar wielding an ancient claymore sword. "I am here to challenge your President," Zindar said calmly, "and I wish to fight him in hand-to-hand combat." The Secret Service agents were dumbfounded and so was their leader, who was on duty that night, who took Zindar to the Oval Office instead.

Trump, who was having a drink at the bar when he saw this big alien man standing in front of him suddenly, though it felt like ages since he last had a drink; the stress of being in office doesn't let you enjoy your life anymore... Anyways Trump thought he was hallucinating or something until he realized that it wasn't just some crazy guy, who somehow broke into the White House, but an actual alien from another planet! With super strength! Trump's eyes widened in shock as Zindar approached him with his sword unsheathed and ready for battle.

"I see you're ready for our fight," Zindar said looking at Trump's surprised face with a smile on his face, "well I suppose it is my lucky day!" Trump was too shocked for words and couldn't do anything other than stare at this big muscular humanoid standing right in front of him with his weapon drawn.

Zindar moved forward swiftly and swung his claymore sword at Trump's head with such speed and power that even someone as quick as Trump would have trouble dodging it at that distance, but somehow he managed to move his head out of the way before the blade could reach his head... But unfortunately his pink colored toupee got sliced off by Zindar's blade and flew across the room landing behind the sofa near the door... Trump sighed... He knew one thing for certain now... This guy is strong!

"Huh?! What kind of haircut is that?! You look ridiculous!" Zindar laughed as he went closer towards Trump again with his sword raised high above his head ready to strike again... But just before he could bring down his sword on Trump's head Trump dodged out of the way again and shouted: "Fake hair! Fake hair! All my hair is fake!!!" while pointing towards Zindar's own bald head "... I guess it looks better than yours..." Trump added while still dodging around trying to avoid getting hit by Zindar's powerful strikes... Then a sudden idea struck him...

"Oh yeah!? Well then what about these!?" Trump shouted as he began unbuttoning his shirt revealing an enormous hairy chest underneath accompanied by six packs for abs that men all around world wish they had... But most importantly within seconds after unbuttoning his shirt Trump pulled out two golden guns from inside the folds of fat on his stomach and shot Zindar twice in both shoulders stopping him dead in his tracks... Shocked by this turn of events Zindar dropped his sword and fell backwards onto the floor screaming in pain... His wounds began healing almost instantly but before they could heal completely Trump rushed forward towards him with both guns pointed at Zindar's head now sporting a smug grin on his face while shouting: "DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE THAT EASY TO KILL ME?!?"

"Of course not..." Zindar replied raising himself up using only one arm now since other shoulder wounds were still healing slowly due to gunshots received earlier. "I'm pretty sure you're not really human.. There wouldn't be any point in fighting you if you were..." That moment everything started making sense to Trump now; The lack of response from Wonder Woman (who he met once while doing some campaigning), how this monster landed unscathed near New York City (he always wanted to live there) and even why he looked so familiar (Trump watches Fox News religiously).

"So you're from another planet then?" Trump asked looking confusedly at Zindar's wounds healing slowly before realizing that perhaps there are things other than magic on earth after all "... And there are others like me?"

"Yes there are others like you," he answered looking back at Trump wondering what sort of creature this earthling might be if even half of what humans have told about themselves is true... But most importantly he wondered where Wonder Woman was...? She should have arrived already if what earthlings have suggested about her powers are true... Had they forgotten? Or did they know nothing about her arrival?