Gorilla's Job Woes
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Published 10/24/2024
*Panel 1:*
Gorilla (thought bubble): Time to trade in my banana-peeling skills for a 9-to-5!
*Panel 2:*
Gorilla: Stupid human-sized pen! Why can't they make gorilla-friendly applications?!
*Panel 3:*
Interviewer: So, Mr. Gorilla, what makes you qualified for this marketing position?
Gorilla: Me strongest! Me smartest! Me know how to smash...I mean, analyze competition!
*Panel 4:*
Gorilla: Oops! Just showing enthusiasm for technology!
*Panel 5:*
Barista Trainer: Okay, now steam the milk.
Gorilla:_accidentally breaks steam wand_ Oops again!
*Panel 6:*
Gorilla: Who's walking who?! I thought I was in charge!
*Panel 7:*
Gorilla (thought bubble): Why no one want hire me? I'm a highly skilled...um, gorilla!
*Panel 8:*
Gorillas Ah entrepreneurship! No more applications no more rejections!
*Panel 9:*
[Scene; Gorillas delivering bananas smiling
Gorillas Now this is what I call a dream job!
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