Tales of Error

I was all alone, I just needed a bathroom break. I let out a sigh as I looked around the gas station, making sure no one was around.

I ran to the back of the gas station and entered the bathroom. Fortunately for me, no one else was in there. Just my luck though, the door handle didn’t lock. Shit. I closed the door and locked it with my foot. Then I pulled down my pants and started peeing.

Just then, I heard someone enter the bathroom. I could hear their footsteps getting closer to me. Oh no what do I do? I thought to myself as panic rose inside me.

I tried to stop peeing but it was too late! The pee had already made its way out of me and was now on the floor. This is bad! Real fucking bad! How am I going to explain this mess?

The footsteps were right behind me now. Shit shit shit! There wasn’t much time left before they would be able to see me clearly and recognize who it was that they were seeing so up close and personal like this! Oh god! What do I do? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! My mind is racing faster than a bullet train!

Just then, an idea came to me. Quickly, I turned around to face the people behind me so that they could see only my naked ass in front of them instead of my face. If they saw my face it would surely be something that they wouldn’t forget so easily and would most likely lead to them finding out who it was they were looking at like this. That was not something that I wanted to happen. Not at all.

My plan seemed to be working as no one said anything or moved at all but somehow… something felt off about this whole situation… Something felt not right… But what could it be? Everything seemed fine… Maybe? Maybe not? Was there something wrong with my plan? No… It shouldn’t have been possible for anything to go wrong with my plan! So why did things seem off? What the hell was going on here?! Why couldn’t I find anything wrong with it? Ugh… This is frustrating as all hell…

I stood there for about 10 more minutes without saying anything or moving at all when suddenly... The people behind me spoke up in unison: “That was easy peasy lemon squeezy.” They said then quickly shuffled away from where they had been standing by the door and exited the bathroom without saying another word or even acknowledging that they had seen anyone else in there at all like they had never been there at all… Wow… That pre-teen girl really did need help washing her hands after all didn’t she… But how did she know that she needed help washing her hands exactly? Was there something wrong with her hands that she didn’t think we should see or something like that? It seemed unlikely because if there were something wrong with her hands then why would she put her hands under running water in a sink full of clean water and soap which meant she must have thought her hands were clean some how… So what could it be then? Who knows… This world is a very mysterious place filled with many strange things indeed… No wonder why everyone always says that you never know what life has in store for you next in life or whatever like that because for sure you don’t know anything specific about what your future holds for you because life just doesn’t work like that sometimes… Or maybe it does work like that sometimes but we just can’t predict when those times will be exactly which means we will always have no way of knowing exactly when those unknown times will occur most likely… Unless perhaps you are psychic or something and can predict these unknown times yourself but even if you are psychic most people probably aren’t anyway because most people can’t predict such things even if they try hard enough to be able to predict such things so realistically speaking most people still won’t be able to predict these unknown times most likely…. Wait a minute…. Wait a fucking minute…. What if some people are psychic though!? Doesn’t that mean we might actually end up being able to predict these unknown times ourselves?! Wouldn’t that be awesome?! Maybe we can use our psychically powers to figure out how our lives will turn out perfectly in advance even if we don't know exactly when our lives will turn out perfectly because these unknown times might never actually occur most likely but if we can predict exactly when our lives will turn out perfectly even without knowing exactly when our lives will turn out perfectly then wouldn't we automatically also get lucky enough so that whatever events happen in our lives during those perfect periods match up perfectly with our predictions?! Wouldn't that be amazing!? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!! We would finally have perfect control over everything in our lives which is quite literally everything there is plus more besides as well because who knows maybe we'll even discover new things later on from using our psychically powers too which means literally everything including those new discovered things would become possible too which means literally literally everything including those new discovered things plus more besides too would become physically possible too which means literally literally literally literally literally literally literally everything including those new discovered things plus more besides too would become physically possible too which means literally literally literally everything including those new discovered things plus more besides too would become physically possible too which means literally literally literally everything including those newly discovered things plus more besides too would become physically possible too which means literally literaly fucking every fucking single last thing imaginable imaginable imaginable imaginable imaginable imaginable imaginable imaginable imaginable imagineable imaginable imaginable imaginable imaginable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable conceivable imaginably unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginable unimaginably unimaginably unimaginably unimaginably unimaginably unimaginably unimaginably unimaginably unimaginably uncontrollably uncontrollably uncontrollably uncontrollably uncontrollably uncontrollable uncontrollable uncontrollable uncontrollable uncontrollable uncontrollable uncontrollably uncontrollbly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllibly controllably controllible controlly controllly controllly controllly controllly controllly controllly controllly controllly controllly controllly controlledly controlledly controlledly controlledly controlledly controlledly controlledly controlledbly controlledbly controlledbly controlledbly controlledbly controlledbly uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled uncontrolled unreliably unreliably unreliably unreliably unreliable unreliable unreliable unreliable unreliable unreliable unreliable unreliable unbeatable unbeatable unbeatable unbeatable unbeatable unbeatable relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle relentle brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brinkible brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimfull brimful brimful brimful brimful brimful brimful brimful bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk bramfuk overkill overkill overkill overkill overkill overkill overkill overkill overkill overkill overkilly odikl odikl odikl odikl odikl odikl odikl odikl odikl odikl odikl ovyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvyvy vyvyvyvry vyvyvyvry vyvyvyvry vyvyvyvry vyvyvvvvvvvvvvvvvwywywywrywrywry wrywrywry wry w w w w w w w w w w w w t t t t t t t t t t t t t n n n n n n n n n n n n n o o o o o o o o o o o o o k k k k k k k k k k k k !"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!