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Crown of Irony
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Published 6/20/2026
The stones were learning the shape of my spine.
Four days of this, and I could map every ridge and hollow of the dungeon floor with my back. The chains had been modified—someone had taken the time to forge smaller cuffs for my wrists, which was either courtesy or cruelty, and I hadn't yet decided which. The iron bit into my skin regardless, a cold reminder that I was no longer a prince who wandered freely through the barracks, trading jokes with men who now stood guard outside my cell.
I heard the boots before I saw the face.
Heavy. Measured. The kind of step that belonged to someone who knew exactly where he was going and expected the world to make room. I knew that walk. I'd known it since we were boys, when he'd charge ahead of me through the training yards, all elbows and too-big hands, apologizing to everyone he knocked aside. He'd grown into those hands eventually. Grown into everything.
The torchlight caught him first—caught the broad line of his shoulders, the dark stubble that had thickened into something more deliberate since I'd last seen him. A beard now. It suited him. Made him look like the man everyone always said he would become.
I didn't raise my head. Didn't give him that satisfaction.
But he stopped at the bars anyway, and the silence stretched between us like a wound that hadn't finished bleeding.
"Your Highness."
The title landed wrong. Too formal. Too careful. Like he was testing whether it still fit, or whether he'd already broken it over his knee.
I laughed. It came out hollow, scraping against my throat. "You can't call me that and mean it, Aldric. Not after you put me in here."
A pause. He shifted his weight, and the leather of his armor creaked. I remembered the sound. Remembered how he used to complain about that particular pauldron, how the strap always dug into his shoulder no matter how many times he adjusted it.
"I didn't put you here," he said, and his voice was lower than I remembered. Rougher. "The rebellion put you here. I just—"
"Led it."
He didn't answer.
I finally looked up.
The torchlight did strange things to his face—carved shadows into the hollows of his cheeks, made his dark eyes look blacker than they already were. He'd lost weight. Not much, but enough that I noticed. Enough that I could see the new sharpness in his jaw, the way his brow seemed heavier now, weighted with something I couldn't name.
He looked tired. He looked like a man who'd been sleeping on stones too.
"Four days," I said. "Four days of your men asking me the same questions. Where are the loyalists hiding? What does the king know? Do I have any secret allies?" I let my head fall back against the wall, felt the cold seep through my hair. "I told them I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And now you're here to ask again?"
Aldric's hand tightened on the bar. I watched the muscles in his forearm flex, watched the way his knuckles went white.
"I'm not here to ask questions."
"Then why are you here?"
He didn't answer. He just stood there, this man who had once been my shadow, my shield, my—something I'd never had words for. We'd grown up together in the barracks, him learning to swing a sword while I learned to weave magic between my fingers. He'd been clumsy then, all earnestness and too much heart. He'd carried me on his back when I twisted my ankle running from the training master. He'd let me read to him by firelight when he couldn't sleep, even though I knew he found the books boring.
He'd been the first person to ever make me feel like I wasn't a curse.
And now he stood on the other side of iron bars, looking at me like I was a stranger.
"The king," I said, and the words came out quiet, "my father. My brothers. Elara. Are they—"
"Dead."
The word hit me like a blade between the ribs. I'd known. I'd known since the siege ended, since the shouting stopped and the only footsteps I heard were the ones coming for me. But hearing it spoken aloud, hearing it from *him*—
"They're all dead," Aldric continued, and his voice was flat. Controlled. Like he was reciting a report. "The queen as well. She took her own life before we could reach her chambers."
My mother. The woman who had looked at me since birth like I was a prophecy made flesh, a curse wearing her son's face. She'd been mad, yes. Cruel in her fear. But she'd still been my mother, and I'd still spent my whole life trying to prove to her that I wasn't the monster she saw.
Now she was gone. They were all gone.
All except me.
"Why am I alive?" The question came out before I could stop it, raw and bleeding. "If you killed everyone else, why am I still breathing?"
Aldric's jaw tightened. He looked away, and for just a moment, I saw something crack in that careful mask he'd built. Something that looked almost like pain.
"Because I couldn't."
The words hung between us, heavy and strange. I stared at him, trying to parse their meaning, but his face had already shuttered again, cold and unreadable.
"The rebellion needs a figurehead," he said, and now his voice was steel. "A symbol. The people loved you, Your Highness. The fourth prince who slept in the barracks and healed the horses when they were sick. The prince who never raised a sword but could light a room with his magic." He paused. "They don't know you're here. They think you escaped. They think you're out there, somewhere, waiting to return."
"And you're going to tell them otherwise?"
"No." He finally met my eyes, and there was something dark in his gaze. Something that made my stomach turn cold. "I'm going to tell them you're with us. That you've joined the rebellion. That you've seen the corruption in the crown and chosen to stand with the people."
I laughed again, but this time it hurt. "You want me to pretend. To lie."
"I want you to survive."
The silence that followed was thick enough to drown in. I looked at him—really looked—and tried to find the boy I'd known. The one who'd blushed when I smiled at him. The one who'd held my hand once, briefly, in the dark, and pretended it was an accident.
He was still in there somewhere. I could see him, buried beneath the armor and the beard and the weight of everything he'd done.
But I didn't know if he could still see me.
"And if I refuse?" I asked.
Aldric's hand moved to the keys at his belt. The metal clinked softly, and I watched him weigh the choice in his mind, watched him decide whether to unlock my cell or walk away.
"Then you'll rot here," he said, and his voice cracked on the last word. "And I'll have to find another way."
I closed my eyes.
The stones were cold against my back. The chains were heavy on my wrists. And somewhere above us, the sun was rising on a kingdom that no longer had a king, a kingdom that had been remade in fire and blood and the choices of men who had once been boys.
I thought about my brothers. About Elara, who had braided flowers into my hair when I was small. About my mother, who had never once held me without flinching.
And I thought about Aldric, standing in the torchlight, waiting for me to break.
"Unlock the cell," I said.
I didn't open my eyes. I couldn't bear to see the look on his face.
But I heard the key turn in the lock, and I felt the door swing open, and I knew that whatever came next, there was no going back.
Not for either of us.
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