Little Lady and the Height Transfer Spell

Kim was a witch, but she couldn’t use the height spell to her advantage. She had tried countless times, but it never seemed to work.

It was as though something always blocked her from using it. At first, she thought it might be one of those ethical spells that witches used to keep them from abusing their powers. But after some research, she learned that witches could still cast spells on themselves and use them for their own gains – that was how they were able to move things with their minds, or make someone fall in love with them.

But not the height spell. If Kim wanted to grow taller, she’d have to do it legally – by eating a healthy diet and getting more exercise.

So every morning, Kim would wake up early and jog around the park while Sid slept in. She would finish her jog and quickly eat a healthy breakfast before he woke up. And by the time he did, she would already be showered and dressed, ready to go out into the day.

“You’re too eager to get going today,” Sid groaned as he rolled over in bed so he could watch Kim pack her makeup kit into her purse. “Why don’t you just stay home with me instead?” He opened his arms wide so she could crawl into bed with him instead of rushing off to work. “How about it? I can show you what I bought yesterday at the sex shop!” He rubbed his hands together mischievously as he waggled his eyebrows.

But Kim smiled politely and waved him off, rushing about the room to get ready for work like always. “I wish I could stay home with you today, honey, but I really need the money! My bills are due this week, and I don’t want to rack up any late fees!” She checked her reflection in the mirror one last time before turning back to him with a bright smile on her face. “You know how expensive it is trying to keep you fed and clothed!” Her voice was light and cheerful as she grabbed her purse and headed for the door without waiting for a response from him.

She was halfway down the stairs when he called after her: “Yeah! It does take a lot of effort keeping me clothed nowadays!” He sounded amused at himself for finding this funny; probably because of all the weight he had gained recently thanks to her cooking. He had been bragging about how much larger his clothes had gotten lately because of all the food he was eating these days – all thanks to Kim’s culinary skills, of course – but now that he had told her about it…

He didn’t seem so amused anymore once she finished her descent down the stairs and quickened her pace so that she could walk out of the door before saying anything else – like how big his clothes were getting because they were stretched beyond capacity by his fat gut now that he had gained even more weight since last week.

But even if she hadn’t said anything about his size yet… that didn’t mean she wasn’t thinking it right now either. Because who wouldn’t think something like that after seeing how large his butt looked in those jeans? The jeans were practically falling down off of him! But as far as Kim knew… no one else saw him looking like this except for herself.

That was because all of their friends thought Sid was just joking around whenever he said something about being fat these days. They thought he said things like this only because he was depressed about having lost so much money recently in order to gamble at some poker games down at the casino during lunch breaks… or because rumors had started spreading about how broke he was becoming lately thanks to spending too much money on prostitutes ever since his girlfriend brought him along with her two months ago when she went out with some girlfriends on one of those girls-only nights out on the town… or maybe they thought all those rumors were true because they had seen him at the bar the other night with some chick whose name he couldn't remember an hour or so after leaving there with her when no one else saw either one of them leave there together until fifteen minutes later when they both showed up at another club across town where everyone else happened to be already partying hard without any knowledge of where either one of them had disappeared off too for those fifteen missing minutes just long enough for everyone else to think… well…

*cough* Maybe we should stop talking about this subject now.*cough*

As if reading Kim's mind a few seconds too late… Sid finally announced loudly from behind her: “If you think my clothes are getting tight on me lately… then wait till you see me naked next time we go out together! You won't even recognize me anymore! This isn't even my real body – I stole someone else's body after killing them and wearing their skin as a disguise! Just kidding! You'll still recognize me though – I've put on way more muscle than ever before! So don't worry – your boyfriend is still alive and well despite what everyone has been saying online lately!”

*What? No way.*

Although Kim heard everything that Sid just said behind her as soon as she stepped outside onto the porch where their car was parked… it wasn't until much later that evening when she returned home from work (without stopping by at any sex shops) that night that she realized what Sid meant by saying that last sentence of his sarcastically just now after telling everyone online (via social media) earlier today (via Twitter) that this wasn't even his real body anymore despite having put on more muscle than ever before after taking steroids for years now (which is why people have been accusing him recently of stealing someone else's identity). Because then later tonight when she came back home after finally admitting defeat against all of those nagging bills she couldn't pay this month… only then did it finally hit her: His true form must be somewhere inside of whatever passed for his huge body these days; otherwise, how could someone wearing someone else's skin pass itself off as being someone's boyfriend while also pretending not to notice whenever its girlfriend picked up occasional hints regarding what most people online have been saying online lately whenever hearing rumors about how broke its boyfriend has been lately?

*Oh god.*

When Kim walked through the front door tonight… she saw none other than herself standing there waiting for her return from work instead. So much for returning home only to find herself alone tonight – which is usually what happened whenever Sid wasn't waiting here inside their house when Kim got back from work most nights nowadays since starting over two months ago when they first started living together here together again following their breakup five years ago which forced them apart during several different intervals throughout those five years while they each dated others briefly during each break in between those two separate intervals during which they were separated between each other (and then reunited again) as lovers during those two intervals… in other words:

*Ugh.*

This relationship thing is exhausting sometimes because we don't live happily ever after together forever happily every after once we get married someday while living happily ever after together happily every happily ever happily ever day happy ever again happy-happy-happy-happy-happily ever happy-happy-ever again happy-ever-after happily married someday lucky marriage luck marriage man women woman man man woman mother wife father wife father husband husband wife husband wife…. Whenever I wake up tomorrow morning…. What am I thinking?! Marriage is supposed to be forever?! Why would anyone want something like that?! Who needs "forever" anyway?! Why would anyone want "forever"?! What happens if we're not happy anymore?! What happens if we're unhappy?! Then what happens!? How do we fix our marriage then!? Is divorce an option!? Shouldn't marriage vows include an option for divorce instead!? Or maybe not even marriage vows are necessary in marriages anymore since most marriages end anyway!? Maybe we should change marriage vows altogether!? Maybe not marriage vows are necessary in marriages anymore since most marriages end anyway!? Maybe we should change marriage vows altogether!? Maybe marriage vows should include an option for divorce instead!? Marriage vow should include an option for divorce instead!? Change marriage vows altogether!? Marriage vow should include an option for divorce instead!? Change marriage vows altogether!?"

*Is something wrong?*

That last sentence only lasted a few seconds before being replaced by something completely different afterwards inside of Kim's head which resulted in making it impossible for anyone listening nearby (like say… anyone standing right behind Kim herself) from understanding what might have been wrong with whatever caused Kim's thoughts suddenly start firing away inside of her head earlier today (like say… anything wrong which made her suddenly shout out loud like this back inside her head today once reaching home inside their house by surprise today unexpectedly early while planning on staying later at work longer than usual today). But then again…. How could anyone tell if something was wrong with whatever conversation took place between two people standing right next next door without peeking through their window anyway……?